January 2012
Dear Coke Talk: On fun-sized advice. →
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
What’s wrong with wanting life to be like a movie? Wish-thinking is for children and idiots. Grow up.
I’ve accidentally fallen in love with a man who is the single parent of his 1-year-old son. This is not what I had planned out for myself. What do I do? Get used…
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
pearls-curlsandasoutherngirl:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
WHAT DID THE EARTH SAY WHEN IT HAD AN EARTHQUAKE
viridian-princess:
SORRY MY FAULT
maids-with-aids:
i just met someone named shellen and i called her shellen keller and now she wont talk to me
Stories you read when you’re the right age never quite leave you. You may forget...
– Neil Gaiman (via misswallflower)