cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via botwin)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(via whouffle-girl)

elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)
elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)
elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)
elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)
elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)
elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)

elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)

(via reynaarellapple)

tortillah:

"take everything off of your desk except for a piece of paper and a pencil"

image

(via politicsofmonogramming)

donutguts:

i relate to this so much
donutguts:

i relate to this so much
donutguts:

i relate to this so much
donutguts:

i relate to this so much

donutguts:

i relate to this so much

(via lisafremonts)

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